Fruit Stains Weekly

Weekly neuroticism art with illustrations, story, unparalleled life advice, and laughter through tears.

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Levitation

If you’re out of alignment, if there’s something you’re not admitting to yourself, if you feel nauseous and you’re not sure if it’s because the love of your life might not love you back or because you haven’t been outside in days, if you’ve been masturbating one way for too long and now that’s all your body knows — 

If any of this is the case, when levitation comes for you it might flip you upside down and you won’t be able to do anything but hold on.


Like Kings

Some people live double lives, others live triple, quadruple lives. If you wear a mask for long enough, eventually you won’t be able to pry it off your face, even at the end of the day when the drugs start draining the tension. 

“What are these socks?” Cheetah asked, nudging his foot. 

“Dress socks, man.” 

“Dress socks. How bourgeois.”


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